It has come to my attention that a shocking number of people are unprepared for the zombie uprising that is on it's way. Here are some tips on how to keep safe from the infection that will reanimate the dead...
From The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head, cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. The best defense is tight clothes and short hair. They have less to grab on to then.
6. Get up the staircase and then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car and get on to a bike.
8. Keep moving. Keep low. Keep quiet. Keep alert.
9. No place is safe, just safer.
10. The zombie may be gone but the threat lives on...
Now you are prepared for the zombie uprising. Just a word of warning: I have no loyalties. If you travel with me, I'll use you as bait for the zombies while I escape. :)
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